A Few Silly Jokes

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough!

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam?

This match won't light!
That's funny, it did this morning!

What do elves do after school?
Gnomework!

If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn't sink?
Cork!

How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
Because it's round!

How did your mum know you hadn't washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap!

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Sweet melodies to soothe your soul
you can play both together if you like
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........Home Sweet Home.......

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Jovi Woofley

Jovi Woofley
Award Winning Freelance Journalist

Dusty Barkalot

Dusty Barkalot
Security Guard Extraordinaire

    About us

    WELCOME TO THE SILLINESS AT HOLLYHOCK HILL

    The stories on this blog are based on real events, and on real people and animals. Miss Ashanthi lives in my backyard and is beautiful indeed. Her previous carers are from Sri Lanka but due to illness could no longer look after her. She still roosts in the treetops and I have to get up on a ladder and get her down to put her to bed in the safety of the henhouse every night. My other chickens were sadly killed by Mr Fox and we did have a possum in the hen house.

    Mumma Bunny is my best friend and has indeed four beautiful daughters. Mrs Hessie Mouse is another dear friend and has two cats called Miss Molly and Miss Millie. Miss Issa is our granddaughter and does make lovely cupcakes. Madame Cheree is another special friend and has two young children. Mr Dusty is my sweet fluffy friend and Mr Jovie belongs to Mumma Bunny.

    I decided to tell the stories in a whimsical way for a bit of fun. The world has become far too dark and a bit of light hearted fun is good for the soul. I am Annie with Spade and my dear husband is Peter with Toolbox.

    We hope the tales we tell do at least make someone smile. Have a lovely day.


    I SAY, HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS

    SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE.......

    YORKSHIRE TEA IS YUMMY

    SPRING WILL COME AGAIN MY LOVE

    THIS CAKE IS DELICIOUS MY DEAR

    SOURCE OF BEAUTIFUL PICTURES

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