Murder and Mayhem in Chickie Village

BREAKING NEWS.....

Annie with Spade found Miss Myrtle dead with her neck broken and Miss Rosie is missing, nowhere to be seen, feared murdered and abducted.

The suspect is Mr Fox and when he is apprehended corporal punishment will be considered unless he has a jolly good explanation for this fowl deed (as in a den full of hungry cubs).

The whole community is in mourning and many moments of silence have been observed. The Lady in the big house is beside herself with grief and very angry with Mr Fox.

An enquiry is to be held to determine why security guard Dusty Barkalot did not raise the alarm. It has been suggested he was sleeping on the job.

Reported by Jovi Woofley (who is also mourning the sad loss).

Stay tuned for more news as it happens.

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